Return of the King

Well I’m back. God seems to be playing a joke on me in the form of my parents. Still, this entry has three main points.
1. I touched a daddy-long-legs. I was staring at it, wondering why I wasn’t afraid, and then I decided to see how far I could go. They’re harmless, but spiders nonetheless, and I felt guilty when it shirked away and its web trembled for a while. Still, I wonder if I could do the same to a harmless, but more intimidating spider.
2. I am taller than my father. Have I had a growth spurt, or has everyone shrunk? But now that I’m taller than Dad, he put it best.
"Today is the day you become a man." Indeed I have.
3. Kairos (4-day camp) went by faster than I thought possible, and it doesn’t seem as if I’ve left. If it weren’t for the crucifix they gave us, I would be sad to leave. Lee, I know why you loved your camp so much, and I can appreciate your reasons for wanting to go back. I feel it now. I miss my shelter, but part of the challenge of Kairos is re-entering the world with what we learned about God, ourselves and others. Corny as it sounds, I’ve come to understand God in people, and I hope I continue to. Until then, I am a confirmed Catholic, and it’s time for me to sleep. Peace.

Absquatulation –

No time to talk, got to get to school in 14 minutes. Going on Kairos- spiritual religious retreat thing which is like a government secret operations mission. Undisclosed location (we leave by bus once we’re at school). We’re told nothing of what happens, and yet we volunteer anyway. Well, it’s more of a brainwashing camp than anything from the sounds of it, but as long as I remember who Solid Snake is, I will be unaffected by their guiles.

I gotta go. I’ve spent a minute typing. Late late late for a very important date, said the white rabbit. AHH THERE GOES ANOTHER MINUTE -flees-

Depressive Humour

Sorry Steph, this is too funny to pass up. I laugh in a most undignified manner. Warning: Do not drink/eat anything while reading!


Question One- When you go to the mall, is your main objective to:
a) Get through the mall, buying only things you like/need/want, at
those handy bargain prices
b) Get through the mall without breathing
c) Get through the mall, spitting on every security guard you see
d) Nothing, you’ve already been arrested

Question Two- When you are invited to a pool party, you go:
a) In your brand new, top-of-the-line, designer bathing suit and
socialize the whole time you are at the party
b) Same thing, minus the bathing suit
c) Drown everyone
d) First b, then c

Question Three- When in class/at work, do you:
a) Work hard and use your time efficiently
b) Pick your nose
c) Pick your neighbour’s nose
d) MACE your neighbour

Question Four- If a bear attacked your camp when you and your family are
camping, would you:
a) Hide, quietly curled up into a ball until the bear goes away
b) Fight the bear for the last Twinkie
c) Allow the bear to eat your parents while you escape
d) Join the bear and eat your parents also

Question Five- When your family takes you out to a fancy restaurant, you:
a) Smile politely at the waitress, remembering to say "Please" and
"Thank you" when you order.
b) introduce the people at the next table to your years supply of
chewed gum, which you have named Dan
c) Give the waitress a nose ring with your butter knife
d) All of the above

Question Six- When you are driving down a street in your town, you:
a) Remember everything you learned from your driver’s ed class
b) Pretend to run over everyone who crosses the street in front of you,
whether they have the right of way or not
c) Score yourself 5 points for cats, 10 for dogs
d) Same, with a bonus 50 points for traffic cops

Question Seven- You regard your sibling as:
a) Someone who loves and respects you
b) Someone to do your homework
c) Someone who is also an extra 50 bonus points
d) An easy target

Mostly D
I think you’re perfectly normal! This is what I got, too!

Mostly C
As if you got mostly c’s, you liar. Seek help.

Mostly B
How can you sleep at night? People like you make me sick.

Mostly A
You’re so twisted, I don’t even know what to tell you. There’s not even
any help for your kind. If I were you, I’d lock myself in the basement and
never come out.

Oi, we don’t speak that lingo ‘ere, mate!

Matto-san teaches me Japanese (the language)… Pfft, I just wrote "the language", backspaced a few times, then re-wrote it to show you I wrote it. All this multilinguism is getting to my head. Nihongo = Japanese language. Nihonjin = Japanese person. Nihon-syoku = Japanese food et cetera. Anyway, Matt teaches me Japanese (the language). Although its main practical uses are limited to cool conversations and snatches of anime/video games, Matthew and I decided to test our (or rather, his) cool under pressure.

"Sumimasen!" ‘Oh God,’ I was thinking. Like seriously, I spent ten minutes giggling childishly over how hard it was to say that one word. All it means is, ‘Excuse me!’ Anyway, the waitress comes over.
"Tori-niku… Ahh… I’ve already forgotten!"
"No…" Matt urged from behind. The waitress laughed.
"Tori-niku no udon, kudasai," I said at last. Then she said something that I had absolutely no concept of, and Matt leapt in and saved the day like a true Nihonjin.
Oh, by the way. That means, ‘Please give me the chicken udon.’ Then Matt just kicked me in the nuts by having a conversation with her and asking if they had tori-niku no katsu – chicken katsu. She suggested something else, Matt asked about it and agreed. I swear, he may as well have been stroking a long white beard while he was at it. She bowed her head- just a little- and Matto-san thanked her "Domo"- thanks. As soon as she took two steps away, he clenched his hands into balls and tucked in his forearms and squealed. Like, squealed. Imagine giving a four-year-old a massive cuddly teddybear and make the noise she emits go for 5 seconds straight. I tapped Matt on the shoulder and nudged my head to the waitress, who was still standing a meter away from him. He curled up into a ball and died.

Seriously though, it was incredible fun! Matt agreed in saying that it was a most memorable experience. Even simple things like, "Can I have somemore water please?" is enormously fun to say. Man, I’ll be back some day- just you wait! And I’ll bring the squealing Japanese four-year-old that would make the perfect anime character, too. Ahh sweet nightingale!

Twisted Tales

He looked at the unconscious man in front of him, not sure whether to sneer or not. He tasted blood in his mouth, and drew a tissue from his pocket, dabbing his mouth gingerly. He tilted his head at the sight and put the tissue back in his pocket. When he got home and washed his face, carefully inspecting his lip and drying himself. In his room, he took the nearest available texta- a blue highlighter- and unfolded the tissue in his pocket.
"MORTAL" he wrote in the corner, folding it again and putting it away.

The Nightingale and the Rose

It is a rare thing for a 16-year-old male to cry, and rarer still for him to sob, tears falling from his nose and cries of sorrow escaping his chest. Today my tears are for less noble intentions, but for beauty unparalleled.

There is a piece of music that, excuse my pun (you’ll see in a moment), has touched my heart. I have never cried listening to anything, save this, a masterpiece of themes and harmony, texture, orchestration, words I could not possibly use to describe its majesty. The narrator spun notes into words, and words into something greater. My friends, this is the most poignant piece of literature I have ever encountered, and with an orchestra behind it, I tell you solemnly. There is no human being alive who would not feel his heart overcome with emotion.

The Nightingale and the Rose, by Oscar Wilde.

SHE said that she would
dance with me if I brought her red roses," cried the young Student;
"but in all my garden there is no red rose."

From her nest in the
holm-oak tree the Nightingale heard him, and she looked out through the leaves,
and wondered.

"No red rose in all my
garden!" he cried, and his beautiful eyes filled with tears. "Ah, on
what little things does happiness depend! I have read all that the wise men
have written, and all the secrets of philosophy are mine, yet for want of a red
rose is my life made wretched."

"Here at last is a
true lover," said the Nightingale. "Night after night have I sung of
him, though I knew him not: night after night have I told his story to the
stars, and now I see him. His hair is dark as the hyacinth-blossom, and his
lips are red as the rose of his desire; but passion has made his face like pale
ivory, and sorrow has set her seal upon his brow."

"The Prince gives a
ball tomorrow night," murmured the young Student, "and my love will
be of the company. If I bring her a red rose she will dance with me till dawn.
If I bring her a red rose, I shall hold her in my arms, and she will lean her
head upon my shoulder, and her hand will be clasped in mine. But there is no
red rose in my garden, so I shall sit lonely, and she will pass me by. She will
have no heed of me, and my heart will break."

"Here indeed is the
true lover," said the Nightingale. "What I sing of, he suffers ­­
what is joy to me, to him is pain. Surely Love is a wonderful thing. It is more
precious than emeralds, and dearer than fine opals. Pearls and pomegranates
cannot buy it, nor is it set forth in the marketplace. It may not be purchased
of the merchants, nor can it be weighed out in the balance for gold."

"The musicians will
sit in their gallery," said the young Student, "and play upon their
stringed instruments, and my love will dance to the sound of the harp and the
violin. She will dance so lightly that her feet will not touch the floor, and
the courtiers in their gay dresses will throng round her. But with me she will
not dance, for I have no red rose to give her"; and he flung himself down
on the grass, and buried his face in his hands, and wept.

"Why is he
weeping?" asked a little Green Lizard, as he ran past him with his tail in
the air.

"Why, indeed?"
said a Butterfly, who was fluttering about after a sunbeam.

"Why, indeed?"
whispered a Daisy to his neighbour, in a soft, low voice.

"He is weeping for a
red rose," said the Nightingale.

"For a red rose?"
they cried; "how very ridiculous!" and the little Lizard, who was
something of a cynic, laughed outright.

But the Nightingale
understood the secret of the Student’s sorrow, and she sat silent in the
oak-tree, and thought about the mystery of Love.

Suddenly she spread her
brown wings for flight, and soared into the air. She passed through the grove
like a shadow, and like a shadow she sailed across the garden.

In the centre of the
grass-plot was standing a beautiful Rose-tree, and when she saw it she flew
over to it, and lit upon a spray.

"Give me a red
rose," she cried, "and I will sing you my sweetest song."

But the Tree shook its

"My roses are
white," it answered; "as white as the foam of the sea, and whiter
than the snow upon the mountain. But go to my brother who grows round the old
sun-dial, and perhaps he will give you what you want."

So the Nightingale flew
over to the Rose-tree that was growing round the old sun-dial.

"Give me a red
rose," she cried, "and I will sing you my sweetest song."

But the Tree shook its

"My roses are yellow,"
it answered; "as yellow as the hair of the mermaiden who sits upon an
amber throne, and yellower than the daffodil that blooms in the meadow before
the mower comes with his scythe. But go to my brother who grows beneath the
Student’s window, and perhaps he will give you what you want."

So the Nightingale flew
over to the Rose-tree that was growing beneath the Student’s window.

"Give me a red
rose," she cried, "and I will sing you my sweetest song."

But the Tree shook its

"My roses are
red," it answered, "as red as the feet of the dove, and redder than
the great fans of coral that wave and wave in the ocean-cavern. But the winter
has chilled my veins, and the frost has nipped my buds, and the storm has
broken my branches, and I shall have no roses at all this year."

"One red rose is all I
want," cried the Nightingale, "only one red rose! Is there no way by
which I can get it?"

"There is a way,"
answered the Tree; "but it is so terrible that I dare not tell it to

"Tell it to me,"
said the Nightingale, "I am not afraid."

"If you want a red
rose," said the Tree, "you must build it out of music by moonlight,
and stain it with your own heart’s-blood. You must sing to me with your breast
against a thorn. All night long you must sing to me, and the thorn must pierce
your heart, and your life-blood must flow into my veins, and become mine."

"Death is a great
price to pay for a red rose," cried the Nightingale, "and Life is
very dear to all. It is pleasant to sit in the green wood, and to watch the Sun
in his chariot of gold, and the Moon in her chariot of pearl. Sweet is the
scent of the hawthorn, and sweet are the bluebells that hide in the valley, and
the heather that blows on the hill. Yet Love is better than Life, and what is
the heart of a bird compared to the heart of a man?"

So she spread her brown
wings for flight, and soared into the air. She swept over the garden like a
shadow, and like a shadow she sailed through the grove.

The young Student was still
lying on the grass, where she had left him, and the tears were not yet dry in
his beautiful eyes.

"Be happy," cried
the Nightingale, "be happy; you shall have your red rose. I will build it
out of music by moonlight, and stain it with my own heart’s-blood. All that I
ask of you in return is that you will be a true lover, for Love is wiser than
Philosophy, though she is wise, and mightier than Power, though he is mighty.
Flame-coloured are his wings, and coloured like flame is his body. His lips are
sweet as honey, and his breath is like frankincense."

The Student looked up from
the grass, and listened, but he could not understand what the Nightingale was
saying to him, for he only knew the things that are written down in books.

But the Oak-tree
understood, and felt sad, for he was very fond of the little Nightingale who
had built her nest in his branches.

"Sing me one last
song," he whispered; "I shall feel very lonely when you are

So the Nightingale sang to
the Oak-tree, and her voice was like water bubbling from a silver jar.

When she had finished her
song the Student got up, and pulled a note-book and a lead-pencil out of his

"She has form,"
he said to himself, as he walked away through the grove ­­ "that
cannot be denied to her; but has she got feeling? I am afraid not. In fact, she
is like most artists; she is all style, without any sincerity. She would not
sacrifice herself for others. She thinks merely of music, and everybody knows
that the arts are selfish. Still, it must be admitted that she has some beautiful
notes in her voice. What a pity it is that they do not mean anything, or do any
practical good." And he went into his room, and lay down on his little
pallet-bed, and began to think of his love; and, after a time, he fell asleep.

And when the Moon shone in
the heavens the Nightingale flew to the Rose-tree, and set her breast against
the thorn. All night long she sang with her breast against the thorn, and the
cold crystal Moon leaned down and listened. All night long she sang, and the
thorn went deeper and deeper into her breast, and her life-blood ebbed away
from her.

She sang first of the birth
of love in the heart of a boy and a girl. And on the top-most spray of the
Rose-tree there blossomed a marvellous rose, petal following petal, as song
followed song. Pale was it, at first, as the mist that hangs over the
river ­­ pale as the feet of the morning, and silver as the wings of the
dawn. As the shadow of a rose in a mirror of silver, as the shadow of a rose in
a water-pool, so was the rose that blossomed on the topmost spray of the Tree.

But the Tree cried to the
Nightingale to press closer against the thorn. "Press closer, little
Nightingale," cried the Tree, "or the Day will come before the rose
is finished."

So the Nightingale pressed
closer against the thorn, and louder and louder grew her song, for she sang of
the birth of passion in the soul of a man and a maid.

And a delicate flush of
pink came into the leaves of the rose, like the flush in the face of the
bridegroom when he kisses the lips of the bride. But the thorn had not yet
reached her heart, so the rose’s heart remained white, for only a Nightingale’s
heart’s-blood can crimson the heart of a rose.

And the Tree cried to the
Nightingale to press closer against the thorn. "Press closer, little
Nightingale," cried the Tree, "or the Day will come before the rose
is finished."

So the Nightingale pressed
closer against the thorn, and the thorn touched her heart, and a fierce pang of
pain shot through her. Bitter, bitter was the pain, and wilder and wilder grew
her song, for she sang of the Love that is perfected by Death, of the Love that
dies not in the tomb.

And the marvellous rose
became crimson, like the rose of the eastern sky. Crimson was the girdle of
petals, and crimson as a ruby was the heart.

But the Nightingale’s voice
grew fainter, and her little wings began to beat, and a film came over her
eyes. Fainter and fainter grew her song, and she felt something choking her in
her throat.

Then she gave one last
burst of music. The white Moon heard it, and she forgot the dawn, and lingered
on in the sky. The red rose heard it, and it trembled all over with ecstasy,
and opened its petals to the cold morning air. Echo bore it to her purple
cavern in the hills, and woke the sleeping shepherds from their dreams. It
floated through the reeds of the river, and they carried its message to the

"Look, look!"
cried the Tree, "the rose is finished now"; but the Nightingale made
no answer, for she was lying dead in the long grass, with the thorn in her

And at noon the Student
opened his window and looked out.

"Why, what a wonderful
piece of luck!" he cried; "here is a red rose! I have never seen any
rose like it in all my life. It is so beautiful that I am sure it has a long
Latin name"; and he leaned down and plucked it.

Then he put on his hat, and
ran up to the Professor’s house with the rose in his hand.

The daughter of the
Professor was sitting in the doorway winding blue silk on a reel, and her
little dog was lying at her feet.

"You said that you
would dance with me if I brought you a red rose," cried the Student.
"Here is the reddest rose in all the world. You will wear it tonight next
your heart, and as we dance together it will tell you how I love you."

But the girl frowned.

"I am afraid it will
not go with my dress," she answered; "and, besides, the Chamberlain’s
nephew has sent me some real jewels, and everybody knows that jewels cost far
more than flowers."

"Well, upon my word,
you are very ungrateful," said the Student angrily; and he threw the rose
into the street, where it fell into the gutter, and a cart-wheel went over it.

said the girl. "I tell you what, you are very rude; and, after all, who
are you? Only a Student. Why, I don’t believe you have even got silver buckles
to your shoes as the Chamberlain’s nephew has"; and she got up from her
chair and went into the house.

"What I a silly thing
Love is," said the Student as he walked away. "It is not half as
useful as Logic, for it does not prove anything, and it is always telling one
of things that are not going to happen, and making one believe things that are
not true. In fact, it is quite unpractical, and, as in this age to be practical
is everything, I shall go back to Philosophy and study Metaphysics."

So he returned to his room
and pulled out a great dusty book, and began to read.


It’s one thing to imagine you know you’re going to die soon. It’s another to hear that your friend’s friend has cancer and isn’t going to make it to her 18th.

God be with her. Give her strength, healing and companionship. Let no moment of suffering be alone, and let her always feel the love I have for her, even though she will never know me. This I pray, in the name of all things good.


Mitsurugi, loosely translated, means "calm but deadly man wielding a divine sword".

He’s not as noble as I thought. He was the greatest swordman ever to live, and he sought a greater challenge, no longer concerned with anything other than finding someone who could defeat him. With his new sword, Shishi-Oh (translates: Lion king), he slowly learned the weaknesses of this "rifle" weapon and sought Soul Edge… anyway, I’m rambling. Calm but deadly man wielding a divine sword. Good name.


Psst. After reading through Wikipedia articles until my eyes melted, I have come to a very substantial conclusion.

Soul Calibur is my favourite series of games.

Tied, of course, with the Legend of Zelda.

Why do I love Soul Calibur? Because each character has a history, a story, a motive for being in the game. Kilik killed his sworn sister when the Evil Seed (released by Siegfried) corrupted the minds of the monastery. But the only reason he killed her (Xiangjian, I think her name was) was because she sacrificed her sanity for his and gave him the sacred mirror to shield him from Soul Edge’s madness!! Unknowingly, Xianjian is Xianghua’s sister. Their mother was the master of the jia, and her lover was the master of the bo staff. Xianghua was given Soul Calibur, a holy sword in disguise, and accidently trained to use the only weapon capable of counterracting…

Okay, look. It’s a huge story. Everyone’s story affects everyone elses. All the characters in the game have history with or against one another. Georgie loves Mortal Kombat in the same way I love Soul Calibur. There’s so much to learn… whew. Get back to you later.

The Karate Kid

I just had several kick-ass dreams in a row. The only one I remember is the most recent- I was a soldier or mercenary of some sort, apparently in Morrowind. My mission was to seek out some aristocrat at the top of the tower who would be making her way down, and I was told to kill all her guards, except the ones in gold armour. They wouldn’t attack me unless I directly assaulted them first, and apparently they’d kick my ass anyway. Being an outrageously high level, I was either bored or didn’t understand my objectives properly because I kept killing everyone.

On my fifth try, Father Michael McMahon was waiting for me, this time to make sure nothing went wrong. However, after the first few metres of spiral ramp that led to the tower’s roof, I noticed a door to my right and opened it cautiously. Father Mac yelled a warning, but I slipped through it anyway.

Inside were men dressed in white gi’s, training with bo staffs. They looked serious, and I had the idea they would put up a better fight than the golden saints and imperial guards. For some reason, I was carrying my SMASH pencilcase/file. I found their master- a man dressed in a blue gi and yelling instructions as he paced through the sparring fighters. I recognised him to be Mr Gillies, but I didn’t let that stop me.
"14!" he yelled as the class thrust their poles forwards.
"15!" he screamed, their staffs bursting into flame as they cast some sort of spell.
"16!" I cried, bringing my file down upon my maths teacher.

He saw me coming and dodged it lightly. He was a very high level, and very quick, dropping back into a tae-kwon-do stance. Normally, when you attack someone in a room full of people, everyone will rush to kill you. I was expecting having to fight my way out of a room of highly trained martial artists, but Gillies raised his hands, gesticulating, "You and me."
"Wait wait wait," I said, unzipping my file. "Weapon," I explained, searching. The best I had was a pacer (green), so I figured I was better off using the case as some sort of shield. I unzipped it like a venus flytrap, holding it to my chest and waiting to catch his punch. It didn’t come. He moved so fast I barely felt the blow as his foot connected with my stomach, knocking me out of the ring. Mr Gillies had no weapon; he was too agile to need one.

"You’re very fast!" I exclaimed delightfully in awe. "I closed the case after you kicked me!"
He took no notice and got ready to attack again. I took the offensive this time, as a test of how fast I was compared to a master. Snap kick, hurricane fists, knee to the stomach and a vinga-chiva. I landed all of them before he could react and he hunched over suspiciously. I knew my attacks had no strength behind them and I thought he was feigning, but then I realised he was panting for breath. Suddenly confident, I dropped down low to sweep his feet out from under him and I snapped my leg out, kicking my wall. It didn’t hurt- my foot was wrapped in my blanket, although it opened the blinds a little letting light into the room. My heart was racing at a dangerously high rate from the adrenaline, but it slowed over the following minute or so. With some regret I rolled onto my back to try and continue the dream, but alas, my body was in alert mode. Ah well- it was fun while it lasted.