- Being known as ‘The Ninja’ within three hours without mentioning the word once.
- Chasing Brandon down the road when he ran away from camp. I picked him off the ground so he couldn’t escape and gave a casual “Good day sir!” to someone who was watering their lawn, before piggybacking him all the way back.
- The Circle of Fun.
- Sitting on the side of the road with Esther as we tried to get Caleb to come back to the group.
- The look on Thomas’ face when he got dunked by the first wave.
- Playing scarecrow in the river. So, so tired.
- “Are you having a ball?”
- Katie painting my toenails hot pink.
- Scrubbing my toenails with nail polish remover.
- Donna covering me with make-up and saying “You look fabulous darling!”
- Alier calling me a sissy-boy because of it.
- Katie singing “I said a boom chicka boom!” in her sleep.
- Having my energy meter flashing red on Day 4.
- Awkward turtle.
- A mata mata hoomba!
- Chris’ impossibly cheeky smile.
- “Would you like some cookie with that icing?”
- The way Katie pouted when I told her I was too tired to piggyback her. No onewould be able to say no to that face.
- Calling Simon “Redbeard”.
- “What’s better than a group hug?” “A group hug jumping!”
- Katie’s song during the performance night. The look on her face at the tumultuous applause, the way Ash lifted her on his shoulder, and the way she signed everyone’s arms.
- Agot’s big ol’ eyes looking up at me.
- Ah-dee-doo-dah-doo-dah-day.
- Zayde telling me I’m actually pretty cool.
- Megan pretending she was a dog named Splashie for around 30 hours straight.
- Tempani bursting into tears at every opportunity, often with a huge grin on her face.
- “I took my knife-ee-ife-ee-ife-ee-ife-ee-ife…”
- Bicep curling Ryan.
- Having waterbombs ditched at me.
- Ditching them back.
- Jumping-reverse-turning-kicking the ball to Kandyce, who thought I was the God of Soccer.
- I’m a Little Coconut.
- Mintoxilicious.
- Touching the basketball ring with my foot while everyone brainstormed a way to do it. I got disqualified.
- Great big moose named Fred. [Note: According to dictionary.com, moose is the plural of moose.]
- The scariest clowns I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Fun cream!
- Nothing says civility like a good book and a glass of red.
- That Ben guy who I waved to on the beach. He was on holiday there and ended up playing with the kids who weren’t swimming.
- Forgetting everyone’s names and calling them all “Dude”.
- “Why did the man cough so much?” “Because he was drinking coff-ee!”
- Getting kicked in the nuts by Brandon. He thought it was hilarious. Every male leader suffered this week.
- Madol’s crazy dance moves.
- Alier and his roommate (“Dude”) staying up late talking about condoms and sex.
- That first breath of fresh night air.
- Dancing on the disco night.
- Baby Shark.
- Clancy crab-dancing with Caleb.
- Pirate Day.
- The song from “High School Musical 2”.
- Shakin’ and Bakin’.
- A week’s worth of cold showers.
- “What’s more awkward than awkward turtle? Awkward turtles humping!”
- Pigging out on junkfood when all the kids were asleep.
- Everyone spontaneously bursting into song.
- Making Hanna the most perfect iced milo.
- Writing myself a warm-fuzzy because I thought no one else would.
- When Brandon jumped on Richard’s back and Zayde said: “Brandon, get
off! Can’t you see he doesn’t have legs?” (Richard wears knee braces.) - When Brandon asked what happened to his knees, Richard replied
“There was an accident.” Zayde responded with, “Is that what happened
to your face too?” - Having Katie on my left arm, Megan on my right arm, Ryan on my back and Thomas around my legs. I commando-rolled my way out.
- Tempani calling Simon Red “Bobo”.
- Having “tattoos” drawn all over my arms and legs.
- Nicole and Callum (first year medical students) arguing about which anti-septic is better.
- Designing the greatest umbrella of all time.
- Having an acrobat-off with Nick.
- Writing our own camp-song tribute to the Simons in ~1.5 hours.
- Paige losing her voice from yelling and singing so much.
- Scaring pedestrians with mobile phones.
- Leaning on the rail overlooking the beach while all the leaders sat on the grass behind me. The wind in my hair and clothes, I stood there for a few minutes admiring the incredible view. Out of nowhere, a group of leaders spearheaded by Callum run up to me screaming “I’m flying Jack!” Then someone started singing “My Heart Will Go On” and every single leader ran over in a group hug and joined in. Everyone on the beach just cracked up.
If we get photos, I’ll see if I can post any of them. To everyone reading, Edmund Rice Camps are incredible, life-changing experiences, and you quickly learn how to get along with the kids. Even if you don’t really want to go, after a day with the kids, anyone would want it to last forever. Check it out of you can to enjoy one of the best weeks of your life. Peace everybody!