Remember Remember the Fifth of November

Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder, treason
Should ever be forgot…

Within this minute, upon this day, naught sixteen years ago, I split apart my mother’s womb and leapt free from my amniotic prison. Brandishing my tanto, I entered the world, screaming a battlecry to strengthen my lungs and free them from fluid and mucous. Born with a broken heart, I sliced in half my umbilical cord, determined to make it through this world on my own, no longer dependent on my mother for food and air and warmth. So it was, under the guise of my ninja mask, I fled the Men in White and found myself a small burrow in which I began my training…

Happy Birthday me!

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2 thoughts on “Remember Remember the Fifth of November

  1. Pat. says:

    Happy b-day mate.
     

  2. Korelee says:

    Uh… yeah… what he said.

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