You want to know the greatest quote ever? It was in the glossary section of Bumageddon: The Final Pongflict- third book of the Day My Bum Went Psycho trilogy, and one of my favourite books for the last few chapters alone- by Andy Griffiths. My friend, few mortal men could hope to be greater legends than he. Anyway, the very first word in the glossary is one of the greatest things I have ever read.
Accident: Another word for fate.