Ffs, if I left him in a house by himself for a week, I suspect he would die. There would be piles of bowls and plates and rubbish that scattered his living quarters. The filth would accumulate, because no one would clean it, and no one would dare take out the rubbish, because that requires effort. Everything would be across the floor, there would be no work or university, only RuneScape and movies and food. What about sleep, you ask? Bah, who needs sleep when you can stay up all night playing Pokémon? What’s that? Someone at the door? Oh well. Is that the telephone? I’d get it if it were within arm’s reach, but alas.
*sigh* Maybe if I didn’t do anything for him, he’d learn to do it himself? It just bothers me beyond description to see the dirty bowls and scattered clothes. Damn panda.