It’s the Devil’s Day! Day of mass carnage, soul reaping and total chaos. And it’s all focused around the Intro Calc test, in three hours. I probably should have studied for it.
So pagans, satanists, and anyone who’s looking for an excuse to be violent and erradic, THIS IS THE DAY. Unite, friends, for this is the new Christmas! Except this isn’t going to happen again until 06/06/60, 54 years later. Remember. Fire and brimstone is all well and good, but hose, or a decent sized water pistol, pwns.
Rock on, people. And never stop the music.