It is a basic law of man-kind to scratch when he itches. Many of us have a stereotypical lack of modesty about it too. Gentlemen, be warned. This entry may cause a disturbance in the force. The following information may cause severe nausea and potential vomiting. Brace yourselves.
You know that itch? That’s really microscopic bugs biting and digging their way through your scrotum to reach your testicals. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Sweet dreams, gents.