Got an itch?

It is a basic law of man-kind to scratch when he itches. Many of us have a stereotypical lack of modesty about it too. Gentlemen, be warned. This entry may cause a disturbance in the force. The following information may cause severe nausea and potential vomiting. Brace yourselves.
You know that itch? That’s really microscopic bugs biting and digging their way through your scrotum to reach your testicals. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Sweet dreams, gents.

4 thoughts on “Got an itch?

  1. Jesslahhh says:

    All I can say is..LOL! =P

  2. Solomon says:

    Neither males nor females (or anything in between) should be reading this. Anyway, so what happens? Is there any way or any point in fighting the microscopic bugs digging through the scrotum to reach the testicles? Should we scratch? Why the heaven do they target that area?

  3. Ivy says:

    Eeeeeeep!! *blush blush*

  4. John says:

    No idea. Ask Chazwozzer. Isn’t life under the microscope fun? Like how you sleep on millions of dust mites with 5 hairy legs that crawl all over you and lie, waiting in every undusted corner of the world? Or those little stingrays that catch to the back of your throat when you drink water? Or basically the billions of germs and creatures of various sorts that cling to every fibre of your body at all times? I’m purely amazed they can survive, and would wish to study them further if the realisation of how complex this world really is would not send me to an early grave.

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