Come hell or high water

I have come to yet another conclusion. I am not a water spirit (demon).

 

Water is evil. Water is cold. Water is wet. It’s surrounding, it’s smothering, it’s intoxicating, it’s everywhere, it’s bleak, it’s numbing, it’s hell! Er… in an anti-flame kind of way. Standing in front of a swimming pool and thinking about having to get in, whilst feeling an icy breeze and the shimmering of the ripples, it’s almost unbearably unnerving. And the cold… oh heavens, the cold… Shivering uncontrollably after a few minutes, and then completely helpless when I got out.

 

Meep!!!!!!! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

EDIT: Hey, all I need is some body heat, some friction, some chemistry yo? We’ll be fine if you let me cuddle you every few minutes. And if we have a hot shower together later =D

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One thought on “Come hell or high water

  1. Ivy says:

    Shame, I was thinking of going swimming with you. So much for getting a new bikini. =(

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